How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.
I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.