Camping is intense.
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.